Shock and Awesome
You know, who gives a fat crap about my health or politics when news like this is breaking.
And I can’t believe that someone at HuffPo isn’t engaging in some major-league snark with that headline, because we all saw this coming the second she turned her wedding ceremony into a walking commercial for…for…well, there are just too many companies to name.
When will celebrities learn that the more public your wedding:
a) The shorter the resulting marriage will ultimately be, and
b) The more people will laugh at you when said marriage ultimately ends
(See Federline, Kevin vs. Spears, Britney for just one example of this metric).
And just come on now and admit it–how many of you had 3.5 years in the office pool on this one? No? Really? You had less than 3.5 years? Shocking…
Never heard of her or her husband. I guess I am one of the lucky ones. Ahh. Life is good.